Arrr, DiJonai Carrington be blastin' the WNBA fer not trumpet'n their grand game, like a ship lost at sea!
2024-08-21
Arrr, mateys! DiJonai Carrington, the brave lass of the Connecticut Sun, be settin’ her sights on the WNBA! She be grumblin’ ‘bout their scallywag ways, not showin’ a grand match at TD Garden on the telly. Aye, it be a missed treasure for all to see!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer this jolly tale of the Connecticut Sun and their daring lass, DiJonai Carrington! She be raisin' the Jolly Roger high, callin' out the WNBA fer lettin' slip a grand match at TD Garden, where the Boston Celtics reign supreme! A sellout crew of 19,125 souls be cheerin' like the gale winds, but alas, there be no grand broadcast to be found!With a fine tally of 19 points, Carrington led her crew to victory over the Los Angeles Sparks, settin' a franchise record in the process. Yet, the lass was not pleased with the league's lack o' promotion for such a momentous occasion. In a cheeky jab on the social seas of X, she proclaimed, “Since we gotta do our own promo… It’s sold out, but ye can catch it here!” Aye, she be a savvy one!
In her postgame parley, she lamented the disrespect towards Connecticut, sayin', “If ye want somethin', ye gotta go out and do it yerself!” Even with all the hullabaloo, the Sun sailed to victory, proving that a little self-promotion can go a long way. So raise yer tankards high, for the Sun shined bright on that historic night, even if the league be sleepin' on the job! Arrr!