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Arrr! That Tiger Woods chat made CBS lass tossin' and turnin', her sea legs a-shakin' like a barnacle in a storm!

2024-08-21

Arrr, CBS sports wench Amanda Balionis be spillin' the beans, sayin' she'd be tossin' and turnin' like a ship in a storm 'fore havin' a chinwag with the legendary Tiger Woods! Aye, even the fierce seas be less frightenin' than that encounter! Har har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale o' nervousness on the high seas of sportin' interviews! CBS sports wench Amanda Balionis be spillin' her guts 'bout the time she faced off with the great Tiger Woods, a legend who be givin' her the jitters worse than a cannonball blast! Aye, the lass confessed she be losin' sleep and shakin' like a ship in a storm, claimin' her legs danced a jig o' nervousness durin' their parley. Thank the stars the camera only caught her from the waist up, or she’d be lookin' like a scared barnacle!

Back in 2011, when the mighty Woods was makin' his grand comeback after a two-year drought, Amanda had just set sail in her career as an interviewer. Despite his troubles on land, Woods managed to snag a victory at the Chevron World Challenge, but he also plummeted to No. 58 in the world rankings—yikes! Fast forward to these days, and Woods be navigatin' through his own rough waters, losing sleep over news that be shakier than a ship in a squall. But fear not! This year be the first time since 2019 he be sailin' through all four majors! So raise a tankard to Amanda and Tiger, two brave souls on the tumultuous seas of golf! Arrr!

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