Arrr, matey! Walz be pickin' a first mate, and the scallywags be spoutin' tall tales like a drunken parrot!
2024-08-21
Arrr! Vice President Kamala Harris be settin’ sail with Governor Tim Walz o’ Minnesota as her trusty matey at a grand rally in Philadelphia! Now the scallywags be chattin’ online ‘bout his past, but beware, matey, not all be true! Walz be takin’ the stage tonight fer the grand ol’ Democratic shindig!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale that be unfoldin' on this fine day! Vice President Kamala Harris, that clever sea wench, be makin' waves by declarin' that Minnesota's own Gov'nor Tim Walz be joinin' her crew as her trusty matey. This here news broke like a cannonball on the morn of August 6, right at a raucous rally in the grand city of Philadelphia. Aye, ye could hear the chatter flyin' like seagulls round a fishin' boat!But hold yer horses, fer not all be as it seems! The good Gov'nor Walz, who be as known to many as a ghost ship in the fog, now finds himself preparin' to take the grand stage as the keynote speaker at the Democrat's Convention tonight. A fine twist o' fate indeed! But beware, me lads and lasses, for the whispers on the wind be filled with tales that might not be true. The shrewd fact-checkers at USA TODAY be on the prowl, siftin' through the lies and half-truths like treasure hunters seekin' gold. So, raise a tankard and prepare to be amused by the merry mix of truths and tall tales 'bout our new matey, Walz! Yarrr!