Arrr! The cursed treasure of Apple’s bendy MacBook be stranded in Davy Jones’ locker, delayed like a landlubber's swagger!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! A savvy sea dog of an Apple seer be warnin’ that the foldable treasure known as the MacBook be sailin’ to 2027 at the soonest! So, hoist yer sails and brace yerselves, for we may be waitin' longer than a landlubber’s last rum!
Ahoy, mateys! Rumors be runnin’ wild like a tempest at sea, claimin’ that Apple be concoctin’ a wondrous foldable contraption, be it an iPad or a MacBook, or perhaps a mischievous hybrid of both! But lo and behold, the fates be delayin’ this treasure, with whispers from the trusty analyst Ming-Chi Kuo suggestin’ that the grand reveal be pushed back to the distant shores of 2027 or even 2028!
As the scallywags at Apple twiddle their thumbs, their rivals like Samsung and Microsoft be launchin’ foldable devices left and right. Yet, Apple be known to prefer slinkin’ in late to the shindig with a masterpiece rather than a flimsy failure. Rumor has it that this fabled device could unfurl to a splendid 18.8 inches, with the grandiose 20-incher now sunk to the depths of Davy Jones' locker!
In the end, the seas be murky, and the crew be no closer to knowin’ what Apple be plottin’. So, hoist the sails and prepare for a long voyage, for this foldable marvel be still a far-off dream, lost in the mists of time! Arrr!