The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the green treasure be starvin' fer copper! Scallywags be fightin', stealin', and meetin' Davy Jones fer a scrap!

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! Aside from the glimmerin' gold, naught but copper be causin' as much havoc on the high seas! In the years ahead, we’ll be needin’ a heap o’ that fiery metal, or else we be walkin’ the plank in search of treasure! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a metal most nefarious—copper, ye see! Aye, it be shiny and grand, yet it’s caused more ruckus than a ship full o’ scallywags at a tavern brawl!

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