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Arrr! Trump be jabberin' 'bout snortin', Biden’s health potions, all while jestin’ with the jolly jester Theo Von!

2024-08-22

Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump sailed onto "This Past Weekend" with jester Theo Von, spillin' tales far from the campaign seas! He said young Barron be a fan of the jester's jibes. Rumor has it, Dana White be the one who set the sails! They even gabbed about the bottle! Har har!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale most curious! Once, the infamous Captain Trump, former leader of the landlubber nation, set sail upon the high seas of comedy, joinin' forces with the merry jester Theo Von on a voyage known as "This Past Weekend." Aye, this be no ordinary parley of political winds, for they drifted far from the campaign shores!

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