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Arrr, AOC be callin' the DNC to quit treatin' them Palestinians like scallywags, savvy?

2024-08-22

Ahoy, mateys! Rep. Ocasio-Cortez be givin' a good ol' tongue-lashin' to the DNC fer keepin' the Palestinians muzzled on stage! She be hollerin' 'bout honorin' all souls, even those poor wretches caught in the tempest of conflict. Aye, let the voices be heard, or face the wrath of the high seas!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the mighty Lady Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a lass from the land of New York, who be raisin’ her voice at the grand spectacle known as the Democratic National Convention! Aye, she be callin’ out the DNC fer their foul treatment o’ the good folk o’ Palestine, who be silenced like a ship’s crew after a mutiny!

On a night laden with the sounds o’ raucous revelry in Chicago, our brave congresswoman took to the magical scroll called X and cast her thoughts into the depths o’ the sea. She be respondin’ to a fine piece penned by the scribe Ta-Nehisi Coates in Vanity Fair, assertin’ that just as we must honor the livin’ souls held hostage, we must also remember the humanity of the 40,000 poor souls who met their fate under the thunderous bombardments of their foes!

Aye, she be declarin’ that to deny the plight of these folk is to strip away their very essence, like takin’ the rum from a pirate's belly! So let us hoist our flags for justice and make sure every voice be heard, lest we be sailin’ into treacherous waters of ignorance, savvy?

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