The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The Rings o’ Power be havin’ a new Sauron scallywag, hidden like treasure fer ages! Har har!

2024-08-22

"Arrr, the scallywag's got himself a shiny new shape, like a landlubber findin' a treasure chest full o' doubloons! Aye, 'tis like he’s swapped his old skin for a brand new parrot! What’s next, a hook for a hand, eh?"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of a lad, once as plain as a ship’s plank, who now struts about like a parrot in a fancy hat! Aye, ye heard me right—he’s taken on a new form, and bless me barnacles, it be a sight to behold!

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