Arrr! Micah Parsons be battlin' like a swashbuckler for his podcast, even with his matey’s grumblin'!
2024-08-22
Arrr, mateys! Micah Parsons, the fierce linebacker o' the Dallas Cowboys, be settin' sail on his weekly yarn-spinnin’ podcast, claimin' it won’t steer the crew off course! Says he, “A bit o' banter won’t sink the ship, savvy?” Raise a tankard to that, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of Micah Parsons, a swashbucklin' linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys, who be keepin' his podcast "The Edge" afloat this season, claimin' it be no distraction to his crew. With a wink and a jest, he quipped to the reporters after practice, "Who cares what I do on a Monday? I ain't weighin' anchor for no Xbox!"Yet, not all hands be in agreement! His shipmate, safety Malik Hooker, cast a critical eye upon Parsons' podcastin', warnin' him to tend to the ship's business first lest he be more keen on the crowd than the crew. "If the run game's a mess, where be yer loyalties, mate?" Hooker bellowed from his own podcast perch. Parsons, not one to take a mutinous jab lightly, retorted that his podcast be recorded on days off, and why not speak to him face to face instead of on the airwaves?
As the tides of the season roll in, Parsons finds himself in the captain's chair of Bleacher Report's Gridiron division. With superstar status for his podcast exploits, he be plannin' to keep sailin' full speed ahead, much to the chagrin and amusement of his teammates. So, let the football seas be turbulent or calm, Micah Parsons be ready to run with the wind and entertain the crew!