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"Arrr, savvy matey! Here be ye secret to alertin' the deaf crew on yer magic pocket square!"

2024-08-22

Arrr, mateys! Join the tech sorcerer, Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson, as he charts a course fer settin' alerts on yer magical pocket devices, perfect fer landlubbers who can't hear the sea shanties! Aye, even the deaf can be watchin' for treasure with a jingle or two!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the perilous plight of the hearing-impaired seafarers! Despite bein' glued to their magical glowing devices, many a good soul be missin' alerts and messages, much like a ship missin' a lighthouse in a stormy sea.

Our matey Michael from Sugar Land, Texas, be askin’ if there be a Bluetooth contraption that’ll light up or shake when his lovely wife’s phone rings in her pocket. A fine question, indeed! Fear not, for many a phone comes with settings to make it flash like a treasure chest o' gold when a call be comin' in.

For those sailin' under the Apple flag, ye can make yer iPhone flash like a lighthouse, alertin' the hard of hearing when danger—or a call—arises. And if ye be sportin' an Apple Watch, it can give a good ol' vibration to make sure ye don’t miss any messages, just like a cannon blast on the horizon!

Even Android swashbucklers can set their devices to flash like a Kraken’s eye, makin' sure no important message slips past. So, set sail with these tips, savvy? Let’s ensure ye keep in touch like true pirates of the digital sea!

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