Arrr, the Biden-Harris crew be misplacing 320,000 wee scallywags! Avast, they be ripe for nefarious deeds!
2024-08-22
Arrr matey! The Biden-Harris crew be misplacing over 320,000 young scallywags who sailed across the border sans guardians, says a mighty shocking scroll! These poor souls be adrift in perilous waters, at risk of all manner of dastardly deeds! Avast, what a fine mess we’ve found!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of woe and carelessness from the landlubbers in the Biden-Harris crew! A report just surfaced, lettin' us know they've lost track of a scallywag count of over 320,000 wee ones, who sailed across the border all on their lonesome! Aye, not a parent in sight to keep 'em safe!These poor, lost souls be wanderin' the treacherous seas of the US, handed over to “qualified sponsors,” but it seems the crew ain't keepin' a proper shipshape record. As it stands, a storm brews on the horizon, as many of these youngsters be in peril of bein' preyed upon by the wicked men of the sea—sex traffickers and forced laborers, no less! A dire warning from the Homeland Security Inspector General, it be!
By the time we get to the merry month of May in the year twenty twenty-four, a staggering 291,000 of these poor mateys will still be adrift in the vast expanse of the U.S. seas, lookin' for safe harbor. So, hoist the sails and sound the alarm! It be high time for some honest navigatin’, lest we let our precious cargo be lost to the briny deep!