"Arrr! US colleges be changin’ their codes, readyin’ fer a ruckus o’ anti-Israel hullabaloo on the high seas!"
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! Critics be squawkin' that new rules curtailin’ anti-Israel ruckus on campus be trippin' on free speech. But a clever law professor be sayin’ they just be givin’ a good ol’ shout to rules already in place, keepin’ Jewish and Israeli lads safe from the stormy seas of protest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the storm brewin' o'er college campuses, where a new tide o' rules be crashin' upon the shores o' free speech. Critics be wailin' like a banshee, claimin' these rules be shacklin' the voices o' those protestin' against Israel. But lo and behold, a wise professor from Cornell be settin' the record straight, sayin' these fancy new policies be naught but a reiteration o' the old codes, meant to protect the brave Jewish and Israeli scholars on their quest for knowledge! Arrr!The summer break be givin' us a brief calm before the ruckus resumes, as students prepare to set sail back to their hallowed halls o' learnin'. The protests against the Israel-Hamas tussle have been like a tempest on the high seas, stirrin' the pot and causin' quite the ruckus. As they return, one can only wonder if the gales o' dissent will rise once more or if these new rules will keep the peace like a well-tamed parrot on a captain's shoulder.