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Arrr! The FDA be givin' a nod to fresh Covid potions as the summer seas rise! Avast ye germs!

2024-08-22

Arrr, me hearties! The fresh potions be aimed at the scallywag KP.2 variant sailin' the seas! Aye, we be battlin' this pestilence with our jolly good jabs! So hoist the sails and let’s get jabbed, or ye be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a jolly tale about the latest potion brewed by them landlubber scientists! Aye, ye heard right! They’ve whipped up some newfangled vaccines aimed straight at that scallywag known as the KP.2 variant. Aye, this rogue variant be sailin' the seas of our communities like a cursed ship on a foggy night!

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