Arrr, the old Colorado captain be sayin' he parleyed with them Saudi lads fer treasure to fill his coffers!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! Former captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, Trevor Reilly, be spoutin’ tales of a grand voyage to Saudi sands, seekin’ treasure from the Public Investment Fund to boost them NIL doubloons fer LIV Golf! Aye, his sails be full of wind and whimsy, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Trevor Reilly, a scallywag who once sailed the Colorado Buffaloes football ship. This here lad hung up his boots in a huff, all 'cause the landlubber administration didn’t heed his call fer funds from the Saudi treasure hoard! Aye, he tried to woo the Public Investment Fund, those swabs behind LIV Golf, to fill their coffers.In his resignation letter, ol' Reilly spoke of his grand adventures, journeyin' to the lands of Saudi Arabia and Jordan, seekin' riches for the team. He bemoaned, "I burned through all me contacts in the Mormon crew, valued at three trillion doubloons!" But alas, not a single coin came of his efforts. He even spent his Christmas in a Turkish bathhouse, makin' merry while his young’uns were left in the cold.
He griped about the Blueprint Sports crew, them Wall Street scallywags who know nothin' of the footballer's code. "Football be a different beast, ye see! We toil through the darkness of the week!" he lamented. So, with a heavy heart, Reilly set sail from the Buffaloes, leavin' behind tales of ambition and a quest for riches that fell flat like a sunken ship!