Avast ye! Jets be schemin’ for ol' Aaron Rodgers 'fore the last frolic o' the preseason! Arrr!
2024-08-22
Arrr mateys! Captain Saleh be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Jets crew won’t be sendin' their precious treasure, Aaron Rodgers and the like, to face the enemy in the final skirmish o’ the preseason. They be stayin’ docked, safe and sound, like a ship in calm waters!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round to hear the tale of one Aaron Rodgers, the swarthy quarterback of the New York Jets! This seasoned sea dog be settin’ sail fer the grand adventure of Week 1, mark me words! The captain of the crew, Robert Saleh, has decreed that Aaron and his trusty crew shall rest their weary limbs during the final preseason tussle against them Giants this Saturday. Arrr, what a curious choice!Rodgers, at the ripe age of 40, be feelin’ sprightly as a spring chicken, claimin’ he’s got no care fer playin’ in that last practice match. “I be feelin’ good, me hearties!” he proclaimed. None o’ the starters will get a taste of the action in the preseason, unlike last year when they played but two series. The captain Saleh assures all that they’ve had ample scrimmagin’ and preparation, sayin’ “Ye can get hurt brushin’ yer teeth!”
With the air thick with anticipation, our brave Jets shan't see any game action until they clash with the San Francisco 49ers on the 9th of September! And fear not, for even the backup Tyrod Taylor be sittin’ this one out. So hoist yer flags high, me hearties, and prepare for a legendary showdown on the horizon! Arrr!