Arrr, Trump be battlin' the lass Harris over them pesky landlubber laws about wanderin' souls! Avast, matey!
2024-08-22
Arrr, on Thursday, ol’ Captain Trump spun yarns ‘bout poor souls lost to scallywags from afar, all while standin’ by piles o’ iron bones at the border. He be lookin’ to take a jab at Vice Captain Harris ‘bout the immigration seas in this here battleground!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the former captain o’ the land, Trump, who set sail to the wilds of Cochise County, Arizona, to spin tall tales of woe and sorrow!