Arrr! Trump be gabbin' like a landlubber by the border, ready to spill beans on Harris's DNC yarn!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump blabbered at the southern sea’s edge, tryin' to steal thunder from lass Kamala at the DNC ship! He bellowed ’bout Minnesota, claimin’, “We should’ve plundered that treasure twice, but there be plenty o’ mischief afoot! Folks be hushin’ up ‘bout it, savvy?”
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand captain of chaos, Donald Trump, who took to the southern border with all the grace of a drunken sea dog! With a tongue more tangled than a fisherman’s net, he be tryin’ to steal back the limelight from rival lady, Kamala Harris, who be acceptin’ her shiny ol' presidential nomination at the Democratic National Convention in the fine city of Chicago.