The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! A ruckus brews in Arizona, the scallywag threatens the captain, just as he lands in our sandy realm!

2024-08-22

Avast, me hearties! A grand hunt be afoot in Arizona fer a scallywag who dared to threaten to send ol' President Trump to Davy Jones' locker before his rally! The Cochise County sea dogs be pointin' their fingers at one 66-year-old Ronald Lee Syrvud! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! A ruckus be brewin' in the wilds o' Arizona, where a manhunt be afoot for a scallywag who dared to threaten the life o' the former Captain o' the Ship o' State, none other than President Trump himself! Aye, ye heard me right! This villainous knave be known as Ronald Lee Syrvud, a crusty ol' sea dog aged 66, who hath tossed caution to the wind like a ship sailin' into a tempest!

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