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"Ye scallywags be rallyin’ ‘round the landlubbers who ain’t committed, protestin’ for a chance to speak, arrr!"

2024-08-22

Arrr, Omar and Lee be anchorin' a ruckus 'fore the United Center, beggin' fer a chance to parley! AOC be callin' from the crow's nest, lendin' her support! The crew be sittin' like scallywags, hopin' fer a word from the captain, Tim Walz! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the bustling port of Chicago, where a crew of left-wing buccaneers known as the "Squad" be makin' waves! Led by the fierce Rep. Ilhan Omar from the frozen seas of Minnesotah, she and the spirited lass Rep. Summer Lee from the land of Penn be joinin' forces with a band of uncommitted delegates, all in a mighty protest outside that grand ol' vessel, the United Center!

The crew be settin' themselves down near the north entrance, like a band o' merry marauders, demandin' their rightful place at the speakin' table. But alas! The party be denyin' their pleas, causin' quite the ruckus as they waved their flags high and shouted like a crew o' raucous sailors! As luck would have it, even the famed AOC be sendin' her support, offerin' a hearty "Huzzah!" to bolster their spirits!

With Tim Walz, the vice presidential nominee, speakin' nearby, ye could feel the tension in the air like a storm brewin’ on the horizon. So there ye have it, a tale of protest, passion, and perhaps a touch of madness on the high seas of politics. Yarrr! What a sight to behold!

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