The Booty Report

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"Arrr! At the jolly fest, a rogue's blade from Germany claimed a few souls—talk about a cutthroat celebration!"

2024-08-23

Arrr, matey! During the grand shindig o' Solingen's 650th birthday bash, them scallywags launched an attack! Aye, 'twas a ruckus fit for a jolly crew, with cannon fire drownin' out the birthday songs! Aye, who knew cake could be so dangerous?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair shores of Solingen, where the townsfolk were celebratin’ their 650th anniversary, as merry as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! The streets were filled with jolly laughter and grog flowin’ like a mighty river, when suddenly, chaos erupted like a cannon blast! Arrr!

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