Trump be strikin' a pose with raiders' stars Crosby and Minshew, surely stirrin' the seas o' Las Vegas! Arrr!
2024-08-23
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday in the glitterin’ sands of Las Vegas, them scallywag Raiders, Maxx Crosby, Gardner Minshew, and Alex Bachman, struck a pose with the ol’ captain of chaos, Trump! A jolly crew, indeed, settin’ sail for mischief and a merry snap! Avast!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! It seems three scallywags from the famed Las Vegas Raiders be snappin’ a jolly ol’ picture with none other than the ex-captain of the White House, Donald Trump, on a fine Friday! The brave crew of Maxx Crosby, Gardner Minshew, and Alex Bachman struck a pose in a lavish chamber in the wilds of Las Vegas, a sight to behold!Crosby, the mighty defensive end, waxed lyrical about Trump, callin' him the "GOAT," right after a ruckus in Pennsylvania where some ill-bred knave tried to take a shot at him! Minshew be the fresh fish in this pirate crew, just docked with the Raiders, while Bachman, a former New York Giant, be lookin’ to earn his sea legs as a backup or practice swab. A motley crew indeed!
Trump, gallivantin' in Nevada for a campaign shindig, be spoutin' his "no tax on tips" policy while givin’ thanks to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for lendin’ his support. As the sun sets on this political sea, it be worth noting that Nevada be a fickle mistress, favorin’ Democrats since 2008, yet Trump be sailin’ ahead in the polls for 2024.
So, hoist the sails, me hearties! The Raiders be settin’ forth to face the Chargers on September 8th! Yarrr!