Arrr, RFK Jr. be throwin' in his lot with Trump, puttin' his campaign on ice like a fish in a barrel!
2024-08-23
Arrr, mateys! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be hoistin’ the white flag on his presidential quest and chartin’ a course for Trump’s ship! In the land of Phoenix, he declared, "Me heart says the White House be a distant isle, so I shan't be askin’ me crew to toil for naught!"
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The winds be blowin' strange as Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a fine lad with dreams of the White House, has decided to hoist the sails and abandon ship on his independent presidential quest! Aye, just the other day in the sunny port of Phoenix, he declared that he be throwin' his lot in with the notorious GOP captain Donald Trump, claimin' there be no treasure map leadin' him to victory!"In me heart," he bellowed, "I no longer be seein' a clear path to the electoral booty!" What a turn o' the tide, mateys! This lad, once a lone sailor on the campaign seas, now seeks safe harbor with the former president, sayin' he can't in good conscience keep askin' his loyal crew of staff and volunteers to labor like barnacles on a ship's hull, nor can he continue pillagin' the pockets of his donors! Aye, it be a right jolly jest! Who'da thought that a scallywag in the hunt for political plunder would throw down his sword and join forces with another captain instead? But alas, such be the fickle fate of the high seas of politics! Arrr, let’s raise a mug to the unpredictable tides of ambition, me mateys! 🍻