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Arrr! RFK Jr. be hangin' up his boots, now hoistin' the sails fer Trump, savvy? A real jolly twist!

2024-08-23

Arrr, mateys! Independent scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be hoistin' the white flag o' surrender, throwin’ his lot in with Captain Trump! His name still be sailin' on many a ballot, but in the swingin' states, he be walkin' the plank! Aye, what a merry jest!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the curious tale of one Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an independent scallywag of the political seas. Just yestereve, this brash buccaneer declared that he be suspending his quest for the grand captaincy of the United States, and instead, he be throwin' his lot in with none other than the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump! Aye, that be a twist worthy of a sea shanty!

Now, don’t ye fret, for ol’ RKJ claimed his name shall still grace the ballots of many a red and blue state, like a flag flutterin' in the wind. But in them tricky swing states, where the tides be ever-changing, he be removin' himself from the race, like a ghost ship vanishing into the fog! Methinks he be hopin' to steer some votes in favor of the orange-haired captain, savvy?

So, hoist the anchor and prepare to set sail on this bizarre voyage! With Kennedy takin' a backseat, the seas of the election be more stormy than ever! Aye, the political waters be churning, and who knows what other mischief awaits? Keep yer spyglasses handy, for this pirate tale be just gettin' started!

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