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Arrr! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be raisin’ the white flag, supportin’ Trump in the treasure hunt fer votes!

2024-08-23

Ahoy, mateys! Captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be hangin' up his campaign sails, but not sinkin' the ship! He be callin’ all ye blue-state scallywags to cast yer votes fer him, while lendin' a hearty cheer to ol’ Donald Trump in the tusslin' battle grounds! Arrr!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round, for I've brung word from the high seas of politics! The notorious Robert F. Kennedy Jr., that scallywag of a candidate, be hoistin' the flag of suspension on his campaign ship! Fear not, for he be not castin' anchor just yet! Nay, he’s merely takin' a breather, like a landlubber on a sandy shore.

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