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"Arrr, matey! Presidents be no job-makers, despite what that scallywag Bill Clinton be spoutin'!"

2024-08-23

Arrr, mateys! At the DNC's grand shindig, ol' Bill Clinton spun a yarn o' mighty numbers! "I swear on me parrot's honor, I checked thrice!" he exclaimed. "Since the Cold War sank, we’ve conjured 51 million new jobs! Score's a jolly 50 for Democrats, just a lone one fer the landlubbers!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fella named Bill Clinton, who took to the stage at the grand Democratic National Convention on a fine Wednesday eve. With the force of a cannonball, he launched forth some mighty impressive numbers, claimin' that Democrats be the true captains of the economic seas!

"Ye may find it hard to swallow, but I swear by Davy Jones’ locker, I checked me figures thrice!" he bellowed, a twinkle in his eye. "Since the Cold War's end in '89, America’s plundered and hoarded a whopping 51 million new jobs, savvy?" He raised a finger like a parrot perched on his shoulder, "Let’s tally the score! Democrats: 50 million shiny new jobs. Republicans: a mere one! Aye!"

With a wink and a grin, ol' Bill painted the picture of Democrats as the jolly sailors steering the ship o' prosperity, while the Republicans be sittin' in the crow's nest, watchin' the horizon for a sign of life! So, raise yer tankards, me mateys! If ye be lookin’ for treasure, follow the Democrats to the bounty of new jobs aplenty!

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