The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Captain Kugler be caught in a storm o' mischief, arrested fer wranglin' humans in Tennessee! Avast, matey!

2024-08-23

Arrr, matey! Patrick Kugler, once a gridiron swashbuckler at Michigan, be now caught in a storm o' trouble! The law says he be charged with peddlin' the trade of dubious pleasures. Avast, what a turn o' tide for a scallywag!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ye round to hear the tale of a scallywag named Patrick Kugler, erstwhile co-offensive coordinator for the Austin Peay State University football crew, who found himself in a bit o' trouble this week. Aye, he was scooped up by the lawmen in a dastardly human trafficking probe, no less!

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