"Arrr! Zelensky be toastin’ Ukraine's bold sea battle against the scurvy Russians on Independence Day, matey!"
2024-08-24
Arrr, matey! Though sailin' into perilous waters be a right fool's errand, we struck gold on Saturday, makin' our first prisoner trade with the scallywags o' Russia in ages! A fair bit o' booty for our troubles, I say! Avast, let’s toast to fortune on the high seas! 🍻🏴☠️
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to me tale from the high seas of diplomacy! The winds be blowin' fierce, and though the cross-border offensive be fraught with peril, it be reaping some fine booty this past Saturday. Aye, the scallywags struck gold with the first prisoner swap with the land o’ the Tsars in nigh on several moons!