Arrr, will the land lubber Olympics in Los Angeles sail smooth without a ship in sight? Aye, or a jolly disaster?
2024-08-24
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags settin' up the 2028 Summer Games be lookin' to bring back the golden days of public transport, but makin' landlubbers walk the plank of their steeds, even for a blink, be costlier than a barrel o' rum!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand endeavor o' the 2028 Summer Games! The landlubbers in charge be schemin' to bring back the splendor o' the city's public transport from the early 20th century, when chariots of the rail ruled the land like a captain on the high seas!But, shiver me timbers, there be a catch! To banish those confounded metal beasts we call cars—even if it be just for a handful o' weeks—will cost a pretty doubloon or two! Aye, they be hopin' to shove those land-cruisers back into the depths o' Davy Jones' locker, but the treasure needed for such a venture be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss!