Arrr, Texas scallywag Quinn Ewers be chattin' 'bout that 'Horns Down' jibe now bein' fair game: "Aye, more powder fer the cannon!"
2024-08-24
Arrr, Texas Longhorns be settin' sail into the SEC seas, where "Horns Down" be flyin' free, no penalty to be found! Prepare yer hearts, fer the jests be flowin' like rum, and ye'll be seein' that taunt more than a barnacle on an old ship! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer this tale o' mighty footballing shenanigans! Just last month, the great John McDaid, ruler o' the SEC officiatin' seas, declared that the cheeky "Horns Down" jest aimed at those Texas Longhorns be free from penalty! Aye, in the days of the Big 12, such mockery would land ye in the brig, but now in this new conference waters, the rules be changin' like the tides!The star quarterback, young Quinn Ewers, be speakin’ his mind 'bout this tauntin'. "It don't bother us much," says he, though admits it makes 'em a wee bit “salty.” He be thinkin' it’s more a jest fer the jesters than the jested! He claims it just adds fuel to the fire—especially when those rowdy folk from Oklahoma be itchin’ to try it out!
Now, McDaid be sayin’ this signal don’t offend the general populace, likin' it to a harmless act ye might see in a market. So, as the Longhorns set sail into their new season with swashbucklin' games against Colorado State and Michigan, let’s raise a tankard and enjoy this amusing ruckus! Yarrr, may the best crew win!