Arrr! Colorado be shuttin' up a scribe for jabbin' at Deion’s shiny boots in past tales!
2024-08-24
Arrr, me hearties! Deion Sanders, a legend of the gridiron seas, be throwin' a right fit at a scallywag reporter during the grand media day at Colorado! Aye, the good captain be not pleased, makin' waves like a stormy sea! Har har, what a jolly spectacle!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye the tale of Coach Deion Sanders, the captain of the Colorado football ship, who had a tussle with a landlubber reporter named Sean Keeler. On the fateful day of August 9, the good coach faced the scallywag's pen with a hearty dose of disdain, demandin’ to know why Keeler kept throwin' jabs at his fine crew. "Why do ye do this to yerself?" he bellowed, like a true sea captain questionin' a mutinous matey.But lo! Two weeks later, the Colorado crew announced that Keeler would be walkin' the plank, banned from askin' questions to Coach Sanders or his fine football crew, all due to Keeler's past "personal attacks." The university declared that the scribe's words were too sharp for their tastes, likin' them to cannon fire aimed below the belt.
Fear not, for Keeler can still attend the football gatherings, just not ask questions! It seems the salty sea of criticism runs deep, with phrases like "Deposition Deion" stirrin' up the waters. So, as the season approaches, the Buffaloes prepare to set sail into the Big 12 waters, hopin' for fair winds and better fortunes. Arrr, may the odds be ever in their favor!