Arrr! DaRon Bland, the swashbucklin' cornerback, be missin' a fair bit of the season after his record-setting treasure hunt!
2024-08-24
Arrr, matey! After plunderin’ five touchdown treasures last season, our swashbucklin’ cornerback DaRon Bland be laid up fer 6-8 weeks with a pesky foot fracture! Aye, even the fiercest buccaneers need a bit o' R&R when the sea be callin'!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye 'round, for news from the high seas of the NFL be troubling! The mighty Dallas Cowboys be frettin' o'er their prized catch, CeeDee Lamb, while another fine lad, DaRon Bland, be stricken with a misfortune! Aye, this scallywag who set sail to glory with five pick-sixes be laid low with a stress fracture in his foot. 'Tis true, the crew announced he be headin' to the surgeon's table to mend his wounded peg.Just last week, this sprightly lad from Fresno State sailed to California for tests, only to find he be havin' a crack in his tootsies! With two months on the injured list, the team’s hopes be dashed like a ship against the rocks. But hold fast, for the glorious return of Trevon Diggs, the All-Pro of yore, is upon the horizon! He be missin' much of last season, but he led the league with 11 interceptions in 2021.
Bland, a true pirate of the gridiron, had already snagged nine interceptions in his second season, breakin' records like a cannonball through hull! As the crew sails into the stormy seas of contract negotiations with Lamb, the winds be howlin' and the future be uncertain. Avast ye! What becometh of the Cowboys? Only time will tell, me hearties!