Arrr, Deion be tellin' the scallywags to beware o' the harsh quill, lest they find the plank!
2024-08-24
Arrr, on Saturday, Cap'n Deion Sanders be settin’ sail with the media, but he be shooing away a scurvy columnist like a pesky gull! He warned the crew he be keepin’ a keen eye on their positions, savvy? A right merry captain, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tales of Captain Deion Sanders, the bold head coach o' the Colorado football crew. At a recent parley with the press, Captain Sanders be lettin' the scallywags know he be keepin' a keen eye on their jabs and jests, especially when it be of the negative sort! "Aye, their harsh words don’t spur me on," he declared, "but they do show me where ye stand, ye landlubbers!"Now, ye see, the good Captain ain't one to be swayed by the tales spun by the scribes. Nay, it be his own past that drives him forward, not the balderdash from the likes of ‘Deposition Deion’ or ‘Bruce Lee of B.S.’! When one cheeky reporter dared to question if others might suffer the same fate as a barred matey, Sanders replied with a wink, “That’s just bein’ negative, mate!”
In the spirit o’ good ol’ pirate camaraderie, he sought to spread peace and joy instead of hurling cannonballs at the press. But beware, ye who cross him, for when the good Captain feels the sting o' disrespect, he be ready to shiver yer timbers! In the end, Captain Sanders wishes to mend fences and understand the ‘why’ behind the scorn, so hoist yer sails and navigate these treacherous waters with care, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank!