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Arrr! Kennedy Jr. be hangin' up his captain's hat fer Trump! What be this storm brewin' in the election seas?

2024-08-24

Arrr, mateys! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be raisin' the Jolly Roger on his campaign at a news shindig in Phoenix, callin' out the Democratic crew of his kin. He be settin’ sail with Captain Trump instead! Soon after, Trump be callin’ him to the deck at a ruckus in Glendale. Aye, what a merry crew!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round and lend an ear to the tale of one Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a lad from a famed lineage, who be raisin' anchor and suspending his quest fer the highest seat in the land! Aye, at a ruckus in Phoenix, he laid bare his grievances with the Democratic crew that be his kin, decidin' to hoist the Jolly Roger and pledge allegiance to none other than that scallywag, former President Trump!

In a twist fit fer the great seas o' politics, mere hours after Kennedy made his grand announcement, Trump be callin' him forth at a raucous rally in Glendale. With a flourish befitting a captain, Trump welcomed this wayward sailor into his midst, askin’ all of Kennedy’s loyal crew to join the new “coalition” they be forging. Aye, it seems that the tides be shifting in this grand tale, as old foes now sail together on the turbulent waters of democracy!

So hoist yer tankards and toast to this unexpected partnership! For in the wild world of politickin’, ye never know when a pirate and a landlubber might join forces to seek treasure—or at least a good ol' election victory! Yarrr!

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