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Arrr, matey! Will ol' Bobby F. be jumpin' ship, givin' Trump the wind in his sails 'gainst that landlubber Harris?

2024-08-24

Arrr, mateys! This Friday, the scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr., once a Democrat, now a lone sea dog, be makin' a grand speech! Rumor has it he’ll toss his hat overboard in this presidential race. Brace yerselves for a jolly ol' tale of his plundering plans ahead!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye tidings from the political seas! Our rogue sailor, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., once a Democrat but now swabbin' the deck as an independent, be makin' waves this Friday. Aye, 'tis rumored that he be preparin' to hoist the white flag 'n end his quest fer the grand ship of the presidency!

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