The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Alas, the young swashbuckler of the gridiron met Davy Jones 'fore his time, takin' a blow to his noggin!"

2024-08-24

Arrr, me hearties! Young Caden Tellier, the spry quarterback o' Morgan Academy, met a most unfortunate fate in the game o’ glory! A blow to the noggin sent him on a one-way voyage to Davy Jones' locker, leavin’ us all in stitches o’ laughter and sorrow!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most grievous from the high seas of Alabama! A fine lad, Caden Tellier by name, a swashbucklin’ quarterback o’ the Morgan Academy, met his tragic fate after takin’ a whack to the noggin during the grand clash against Southern Academy. Aye, it be a sorrowful affair as he was airlifted to the hospital, only to succumb to his injuries the very next eve.

The headmaster, a man named Bryan Oliver, shared the news with a heart heavier than a ship’s anchor, declarin’ that Caden has sailed off to join his Lord and Savior. This young scallywag was a bright light in his crew, known for his love of the Lord and his skills on the field and diamond alike.

Alas, this tragedy struck the small community hard, and all activities be suspended as they mourn the loss of this fine lad. Just nine days prior, another young matey, Semaj Wilkins, fell in similar fashion! So, raise a tankard and remember those who play the game boldly, for life can be as unpredictable as the sea. Fair winds and following seas, young Caden, ye shall not be forgotten!

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