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Arrr, the WNBA captain be spillin’ the beans on the finest treasure of Caitlin Clark’s game, savvy?

2024-08-25

Arrr, matey! Coach Cheryl Reeve of the Minnesota Lynx, after battlin' the Indiana Fever, be jumpin' aboard the Caitlin Clark hype ship! Now, she be shoutin' “All hands on deck!” as they sail into the playoffs, with a hearty laugh and a barrel o' rum!

Avast ye landlubbers! The Minnesota Lynx be celebratin' a grand victory over the Indiana Fever, clinchin' their playoff berth with a score of 90 to 80, arrr! It weren’t for lack o’ effort, as the Fever’s own Caitlin Clark be plunderin’ the court with 23 points and eight assists, though she did stumble with seven turnovers. Kelsey Mitchell and Aliyah Boston tried to lend a hand, but alas, the might of Napheesa Collier with her 31 points and Kayla McBride with 19 proved too fierce!

The Lynx’s captain, Coach Cheryl Reeve, had been givin' Clark the ol' stink-eye, yet after the game, she sang praises fit for a siren, sayin’ that Clark plays with a pace unmatched by young swabs. She might be known for her flashy shots, but it be her speed and savvy that truly dazzles, savvy?

On a day of high seas and high scores, the Lynx also retired the jersey of the legendary Maya Moore, much to Reeve’s jestin' that she wished for both Clark and Moore aboard her ship! With a six-game win streak and nippin’ at the heels of the New York Liberty, the Lynx be ready to sail into the playoffs while the Fever find themselves stranded!

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