"Arrr, the scallywag DB be tossed overboard fer hurlin' his spit at a matey in the Nevada skirmish!"
2024-08-25
Arrr! In a ruckus o' a match against the scurvy Nevada crew, SMU's matey Brandon Crossley be shown the plank fer spittin' on a rival! But fear not, for his crew claimed victory, 29-24! Aye, a fine win despite a bit o' unruly behavior!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Brandon Crossley, a scallywag defensive back o' the SMU Mustangs! In a clash with the Nevada Wolf Pack, during the midst of battle on the gridiron, our lad Crossley did commit a foul most foul—he spat in the face of an opponent, and the referees be not pleased! Out he went, tossed like a rotten fish, without a single stat to his name!The captain of the Mustangs, Coach Rhett Lashlee, did say, “Aye, the refs be callin’ the shots, and we best be livin’ with it.” He acknowledged the salty emotions a’floatin’ in the game, but urged his crew to hold their tempers, for there be a fine line betwixt passion and just plain lunacy. Not to be forgotten, there be another spittin’ incident earlier in the fray, when one wide receiver, Jordan Hudson, claimed to be on the receivin’ end of such a disgraceful act.
Despite the chaos, the Mustangs did prevail, clinchin’ victory with a last-minute touchdown, leavin’ the Wolf Pack in their wake with a score of 29-24! So, let this be a lesson fer all ye salty sea dogs: Keep yer spit to yerselves, or face the wrath of the refs and the ridicule of yer mates!