The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Young Ja'Marr Chase be shiverin’ his timbers in practice, while gold doubloons still be causin’ a hullabaloo!

2024-08-25

Arrr mateys! The Cincinnati Bengals be battlin' in their training grounds, yet their shining gem, Ja'Marr Chase, be missin' ‘cause of a treasure squabble! But lo and behold, he be sighted with his crew on Sunday, makin’ merry and stirrin’ the pot! Avast, what capers await?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the Cincinnati Bengals' prized catch, the one they call Ja'Marr Chase! This scallywag finally donned his gear and took to the practice field, after a spell of holdin’ out like a landlubber due to a squabble over gold coins with the Bengals’ brass.

Now, whispers be flyin’ ‘round whether he’s struck a deal for a long-term treasure map with the higher-ups, but alas, the winds of fortune have kept that secret under wraps. He was seen doin’ drills, but ‘twas only today that he joined his crew for a full practice, just in the nick of time before their clash with the New England Patriots!

This be Chase’s fourth year plundering the NFL, and he be eyein’ a hefty haul after his rookie contract of $30.8 million. With other catchers like Justin Jefferson and A.J. Brown filling their chests with doubloons, Chase be itchin’ for a piece of that treasure too. The Bengals have given him a fair fifth-year option worth a shiny $21.8 million, but the seas be rough, and he seeks an even richer bounty.

With the season fast approachin’, the crew be hopin' this swashbucklin’ receiver can steer ‘em to the Super Bowl again. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that the gold flows before the cannons roar!

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