Arrr, Scott Servais be learnin’ he’s walkin’ the plank 'cause of a bleedin’ X alert! Aye, what a jolly surprise!
2024-08-25
Arrr, matey! The Seattle Mariners be castin' off their trusty captain, Scott Servais, on a Thursday morn. He be spied the news from an X alert quicker than a seagull on a fish! Seems the scallywags forgot to tell 'im first! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of woe on the high seas of baseball! The Seattle Mariners, in their quest fer glory, did decide to cast aside their captain, Scott Servais, amidst a storm o' losses. With a mighty record goin’ down faster than a ship with a hole, they be lookin’ fer a fresh voice in the locker room when the winds turned foul after a mighty June lead.But lo and behold, our poor Scott learned of his fate not from the captain's quarters, but from a cursed mobile device! Aye, the news be breakin' on X from none other than the buccaneer of sports news, Ken Rosenthal, just before a meeting with the big cheese, Jerry Dipoto. "Twas a dark day," he lamented, findin’ out he was to walk the plank through the scroll of a news channel!
Dipoto, feelin’ like a scallywag, expressed his regret, sayin’ it crushed him to see Servais learnin’ of his dismissal that way. With the crew now sittin’ at 64-64, the Mariners be needin’ a miracle, or a new captain, to sail back into the playoff waters. So, hoist the sails, and may the winds be ever in their favor, or else they be swimmin’ with the fishes! Arrr!