Arrr! Windows 10 be sportin' a scallywag feature from Windows 11’s Start menu, makin' it a right jolly mess!
2024-08-26
Arrr, matey! Microsoft be a crafty sea dog, keepin' Windows 10 shipshape, but alas! The deck be cluttered with a bounty o' pesky ads! 'Tis like findin' barnacles on me treasure map, makin' it hard to navigate the digital seas! Blimey, where's me grog?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest shenanigans from the cursed crew at Microsoft! Rumors be afoot that Windows 10, the trusty ship of many a landlubber, be settin’ sail towards an unwanted change, just as they’ve done in Windows 11. A leaky parrot be squawkin’ about a new account manager section bein’ added to the Start menu—an extra pile o’ clutter fer us to navigate!Now, ye see, when ye click on yer profile pic, instead o’ findin’ the fine shortcuts to lock yer treasure, ye might be bombarded with ads fer Microsoft’s account! Yarr, it be a right nuisance! Those handy shortcuts haven’t sunk beneath the waves just yet, but they be buried deep in a three-dot menu which, if ye ask me, be as useless as a ship without a captain—all fancy-like but doin’ naught!
So, as we sail the tumultuous seas of technology, ye’d best keep yer wits about ye! While this newfangled feature be still in the testing hold, it be a reminder that not all treasure be gold. Here’s hopin’ Microsoft don’t steer us into more of these stormy waters, lest we find ourselves mutinying against our own devices!