Arrr, Cap’n’s sayin’ the crew be cursed to sail without the 'Redskins' name, sinkin’ hopes like a leaky ship!
2024-08-26
Arrr, matey! Josh Harris, the cap'n o' the Washington Commanders, be declarin' on a fine Sunday, “For reasons as clear as the Caribbean seas, that ol' nickname ain't sailin’ back into port!” Aye, the winds o' change be blowin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Washington Commanders, led by Cap'n Josh Harris! This salty sea dog was quizzed 'bout the team's name, and let it be known, the old moniker be sunk fer good! "The Redskins name be dead in the water," he declared, lest we forget the storms it stirred up.His fair lady, Marjorie, hinted at a change bein' "on the side," but Cap’n Josh be all about bringin' the crew together to win some football battles and unify the good folk of the city! “First, we must hoist our sails and start winnin’!” he proclaimed, as he plotted to find a new home for his crew.
Though the name be as settled as a shipwreck, Harris promised that they still honor the past, just not with the old flag, savvy? They swabbed the decks and became the Commanders after changin' from the Football Team, but the seas be rough with a lawsuit stirred up by the Native American Guardians Association. So, keep yer eyes peeled, ye scallywags, as this tale of team names and unity continues to unfold on the high seas of sport!