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Arrr! Fists flew like cannonballs in a raucous fray, causin’ red cards to flutter like parrot tails in Rutgers-UMass!

2024-08-26

Arrr, me hearties! Fists be flyin' like cannonballs at a fair maidens' soccer skirmish 'twixt Rutgers and UMass on a sunny Sunday! It be a right ruckus, with the lasses throwin' punches as if they be fightin' for buried treasure! Avast, what a sight to behold!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of a ruckus on the verdant field o' sport! Aye, on a sunny Sunday, the fair maidens o' Rutgers and UMass did clash in a game o' soccer, but lo and behold, it turned into a brawl fit for a tavern! 'Twas during the 55th minute when our lass, Gia Girman, did commit a foul most foul, trippin' an opponent and sendin' her tumblin' to the ground.

Then like a tempest brewin', UMass’s Ashley Lamond came to seize the ball, and Girman took a fancy to that! The two wenches began shovin' and pushin', and soon enough, Girman threw the first punch, ignitin' a melee worthy of Davey Jones himself! Hair was pulled, bodies wrestled, and chaos reigned as teammates scrambled to break up the fray.

The referee, lookin' none too pleased, brandished red cards like a captain with a cutlass, sendin' both scallywags to the brig! The match continued with only ten aboard each ship, and by the end, UMass emerged victorious, claimin' a 1-0 win while Rutgers' hopes sank like a shipwreck. Aye, what a raucous day on the pitch, me mateys! Let this be a lesson in soccer and scallywag behavior! Arrr!

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