Arrr! Transgender lass Hailey swings her clubs, makin' the cut for the LPGA treasure hunt! Avast, fair winds!
2024-08-25
Ahoy, mateys! Transgender lass Hailey Davison, once tossed from a lady's golf voyage, be now sailin’ to the next leg of LPGA Quest o’ School! Aye, she be swingin’ clubs and breakin’ waves, showin’ ‘tis never too late to plunder the greens! Yarrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather round to hear the tale of the fierce lady golfer, Hailey Davidson, who’s makin' waves on the LPGA seas! This scallywag be settin' sail for the next round o' Q School after parleying her way to a fine finish at Rancho Mirage, California, where she be tied for 42nd with a total score of 284. With her trusty club, she smote a 71 on the final day, keepin' her sails billowed at one under par!Now, Davidson be headin' to the Plantation Golf and Country Club in Venice, Florida, where she’ll be battlin' from October 15-18 for a chance to hoist the coveted LPGA Tour card! The lass who bested all was Ashley Menne, an amateur, who sank her way to an impressive 16-under par. Yarrr!
But beware, mates! Davidson’s journey be fraught with controversy as she quarreled with those who blamed her for their own failures on the green. “Take yer own blame!” she declared, puttin' the blame on the blokes who whined instead of practiced! She also faced a mutiny when the NXXT Women’s Pro Tour barred her from further tournaments, claimin' it was all for fair competition. What a tempest in a teapot!
So raise yer rum to Davidson and her quest for glory on the greens—may her putts be true and her drives be long, for this lady’s got a legacy to forge and a treasure to seek!