The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Can’t crack yer phone? Perhaps ye’ve misplaced yer precious finger stickers!

2024-08-26

Arrr matey, the lack o' these telltale scars—could be from hammerin' the keyboard, swabbin' the decks, battle with the scurvy, or chasin' after a bottle—be makin' it harder to prove yer a true pirate in this age of finger-scanin' and eye-squintin'! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious case of them pesky identifying marks, ye see! In this day and age, where biometrics reign supreme, the lack of scars, callouses, and other telltale signs be causin' quite the ruckus!

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