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Arrr, matey! Harris crew be battlin' hushed speakin' at the ABC squabble, thanks to Biden's silly rule! Har har!

2024-08-26

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Vice President Harris be lookin’ to hoist the sails against a rule set by Captain Biden, where jolly speakers be silenced! In past battles o' wit, all hands could holler, but now, they be wishin' for quiet seas in the 2024 squabbles!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of political squabble! It seems that Vice President Kamala Harris be raisin' a ruckus over a rule set by Captain Biden himself during the first verbal duel with that scallywag, Donald Trump. Aye, this be a tale of muted microphones, where the speakers of the debate be silenced like a ship in the fog!

Now, in the grand spectacle of debates past, the airwaves be filled with the bellowin' and bluster of both candidates, able to jabber on and interrupt like a pack o' rowdy pirates at a tavern. But the Biden crew, in their wisdom, suggested that the trumpets of debate be silenced when not takin' the floor, lettin' the other have their say without bein' cut off like a sailor’s leg in a storm. Aye, it be a cunning strategy indeed, meant to keep the ship steady and the message clear.

Yet, here comes Harris, ready to hoist her flag and call for a change to the rules o' engagement! She be lookin' to raise the sails and let the crew speak loud and proud! So, me hearties, stay tuned as this nautical political drama unfolds upon the turbulent waters of the 2024 debates! Arrr!

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