Arrr, Matt Fitzpatrick be lettin’ loose on the PGA scallywags for denyin’ him a new driver! What a jolly jest!
2024-08-26
Arrr, matey! Matt Fitzpatrick’s voyage in the PGA seas met a stormy finish on Sunday in Colorado! Those landlubber officials wouldn’t let him swap his cracked driver head, leavin’ him high and dry! Aye, it be a right jolly pickle, that!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Matt Fitzpatrick, a fine lad of the PGA Tour. His season met a tempestuous end, as he failed to hoist himself among the top 30 scallywags in the FedEx Cup standings, missing out on the grand Tour Championship at East Lake! Aye, t'was a day fit for a mutiny, as Fitzpatrick found himself in a right pickle during the BMW Championship.