The Booty Report

Arrr! A sky ship be shatterin’ the heavens, sailin’ high 'n fast like a mad seadog on rum!

2024-08-27

Arrr, matey! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin' the beans on how Dawn Aerospace be craftin' a mighty fine reusable space contraption! Soon, ye scallywags can sail the stars without emptin' yer treasure chests! Avast, space travel be gettin' affordable, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a fine crew known as Dawn Aerospace, hailing from the shores of Christchurch, New Zealand. These scallywags be craftin’ a spaceplane so reusable, it’d make even a pirate’s treasure chest blush! Imagine a day when sailin’ the skies be as easy as a jaunt to the tavern, aye!

They recently launched their Mk-II aircraft, reachin’ a sprightly Mach 0.92 at a dizzyin’ height of 50,000 feet! This be no ordinary vessel, me hearties; it be designed to blend the swiftness of a rocket with the predictability of yer trusty old ship. With plans to break the sound barrier soon, they be settin’ their sights higher than a crow’s nest!

Now, the clever lads at Dawn have invested a handsome $10 million, hopin’ to keep their total booty under $20 million. With ambitions to fly faster than an F-15 and higher than a MiG-25 by 2025, they be aim'n to make history, aye! Each test be a step towards makin’ space as common as a rum ration. So, keep yer eyes on the horizon, for the skies be the limit for this audacious crew!

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