Arrr! Pittsburgh’s sea scallywags o' the Secret Service be on break after a ruckus with Trump, aye!
2024-08-27
Arrr, matey! The Captain of the Secret Service in Pittsburgh and a merry band of four scallywags be walkin' the plank of leave, all while the crew be investigatin’ how a young sniper took aim at ol' Trump during his grand speech! Avast, what a right peculiar hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale fit fer a high seas drama! It seems the brave lads at the Secret Service's Pittsburgh office be in a right pickle, as they be takin' a tumble over an attempt on the life of that landlubber, former Captain Donald Trump, at a raucous campaign shindig!