Arrr, the secret crew be docked while they be investigatin’ a missed stab at the ol' Trump ship!
2024-08-27
Avast ye! A band o' Secret Service scallywags be sent to the brig for their blunders in thwartin' the dastardly plot on the former captain, Donald Trump! Reports say their ship's in a storm o' criticism, with the head buccaneer from Pittsburgh bein' among the swabs on leave! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be bringin' tidings from the landlubber world of politics and intrigue! A band o' Secret Service lads, sworn to protect the likes of former Captain Donald Trump, have found themselves walkin' the plank, so to speak, after a dastardly attempt to send him to Davy Jones' locker last month!Aye, it be true! Reports be spillin' forth like grog from a busted barrel! Those brave agents, includin' the chief of the Pittsburgh stronghold, be takin' a long rest from their watchin' duties. Why, ye ask? Well, this crew be under the scrutiny of a mighty fine investigation, for they’ve been takin' on water and lettin' security slip through their fingers like sand on a beach!
And while the number o' these scallywags on leave be a mystery, the whispers of discontent be echoing through the high seas of the media, for their failures be as clear as a ship's lantern on a foggy night. So, let us raise a tankard to the agents, for the seas be rough and their ship be in need of a new captain — lest they find themselves marooned with the fishies!