Arrr! Tulsi be jumpin' ship, backin' Trump like a scallywag, sailin' with ol' RFK Jr.! Avast, what madness be this?
2024-08-26
Arrr, matey! Former lass of the Democratic seas, Tulsi Gabbard, hath hoisted her flag as an independent. Now, she be throwin' her lot in with Captain Trump after that scallywag Kennedy Jr. dropped anchor and tossed his support to the Republican crew. What a jolly hullabaloo, eh?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious turn o' events in the political seas! It be none other than the former U.S. representative, Tulsi Gabbard, who once sailed under the jolly flag o' the Democratic Party, now castin' her lot with that raucous scallywag, Donald Trump!Aye, it be true! Just a mere fortnight after the bold captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr. himself hoisted the white flag, givin' up his campaign to join the ranks o' the Trump crew, Tulsi be makin' her own declaration of allegiance. 'Tis a right peculiar sight, I tell ye! Who woulda thought a lass who once walked the halls of Congress would be joinin' forces with the former captain of the White House ship?
It seems the political tides be changin’, and the winds be blowin' in strange directions! With ol' Tulsi now castin' her vote for Trump, it be a right merry time for all ye landlubbers who enjoy a bit o' political rumble. So hoist yer flags and raise a tankard, for the high seas of politics be ever unpredictable, and this tale be just one of many on this wild voyage!